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He’s impulsive, conflicted, out of control and a mass murderer.
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He whines like a Mark Hamill squealing about going to Toshi Station to get some power converters. I found myself not liking Anakin Skywalker at all, he’s a punk spoiled brat… A snotty nosed ego trip, that angry evil high school football quarterback that wants the head cheerleader. I was steeling myself from the impending incompetence, the horror of my childhood being molested. I wanted to burn the film, destroy, maim and murder it at this stage. Jar Jar has a 15 second StepInFetchIt shuffle speak routine he does as he goes to first let Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker into the Amidala’s quarters that is so offensively awful, that it will not only make you recoil in horror, but it will remind you of all of the worst aspects of his character from THE PHANTOM MENACE. You don’t want to know about that room or the person(s) in that room, you want to know about Episode Two. The ‘how’ of that will be a thing of mystery buried in a passed piece of paper from my book signing with a hotel, a room number and a time listed upon it. I saw Star Wars Episode Two: Attack of the Clones hours ago.